Building The World's Best Marketplace For Visual Art

Building the world's best marketplace for visual art.

Origin Story

French Girls was created during a booze-fueled weekend hackathon. Chaining ourselves to a radiator in an abandoned warehouse deep in the heart of Scranton, Pennsylvania, we began with absolutely no ideas. Many hours later, we still had none. Eventually, the idea of taking selfies and drawing them somehow became a thing.

After many months of working on French Girls in our spare time, we decided to put all our eggs into one basket then throw that basket into the trash. How do you like us now, eggs? Since then we have devoted all our time to helping people take and draw selfies. We have been awarded several humanitarian awards for our efforts.

The Team

Andrew

Andrew

Co-founder + CEO

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Andrew is a shape-shifter who most frequently takes the form of a programming bear. He wishes to reach the height of 6 feet some day.

Adam

Adam

Co-founder + COO

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Adam creates buzz in the morning and crunches data at night. He eats plants and loves duck faces.

Jeff

Jeff

Co-founder + Lead Engineer

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Farkas was spontaneously generated when Mufasa high-fived IBM's Watson. He must have a constant supply of tacos to survive. One day, he hopes to "Do the Dew".

Graydon

Graydon

Co-founder + Lead Designer

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Graydon is a hologram controlled by the lizard People. Equal parts annoying and baffling, he is living proof that it's never too late to be too late.

Jenni

Jenni

Operations

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Jenni is a hot dog aficionado and the front woman of a hair metal band called Murder Story, in which all lyrics are based on actual murder stories. She loves puppies and flowers, and can be easily swayed with fried chicken and sweet bourbon.

James

James

iOS Engineer

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James is effective (though we're not sure at what), sorta funny, never repeats himself and never repeats himself. He's twice as tall as half his height but three times shorter than three of him.

Trevor

Trevor

Marketing Specialist

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Critics have described Trevor as creamy headed and full-bodied. He has a pale appearance, a strong bouquet and finishes clean.

John

John

iOS Engineer

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The appearance of John was predicted on a burnt slice of buttered challah, and now that he is here he is just doing his best to live up to his 'single and loving it' t-shirt.